The Miracle on 7720 Juno Springs Way

McKinney, TX---It has been reported that Connor Settlemeyer, the young lad of Josh and Allison Settlemeyer has been sleeping. "It's a true miracle in the making," Allison reports. "I decided he needed to be on a schedule so we implemented one starting last night. He still did not sleep through the night, but he slept and he slept in his pack and play. And he napped several times today." Allison, who has not been getting more than 4 hours of sleep a night is really excited about this new development. Even though young Settlemeyer did not sleep through the night, she says they are making progress. When asked about the schedule, father Josh was reported saying "I do whatever my wife tells me. When she says it's time to feed Connor, I feed him. When she says it's time for him to sleep, I put him down. I want to help her so, like me, she can begin sleeping through the night."
Although this is just the beginning phase, the Settlemeyers could not be happier with this progress. Connor was allegedly quoted saying "Goo goo, gaa gaa, waa."